Anonymous said: Niall: "I saw your browser history."

"Sorry if you see anything that you didn’t want to see, mate. Forgot to clear it out beforehand."

irwin-milkshakes said: "Is that a unicorn?"

"You bet your sweet ass it’s a unicorn. I tried to find the exact same one from Despicable me, but this works. It’s still fluffy."

SEND ME A SENTENCE FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION.
  • "I saw your browser history."
  • "Do you even know what you’re doing?"
  • "We’ve already tried this."
  • "You don’t even know what you’re doing."
  • "Beyonce isn’t that great."
  • "How many times do I have to tell you?"
  • "You have five seconds…"
  • "I don’t even know who you are."
  • "Didn’t your parents ever tell you that?"
  • "Is this where you live?"
  • "… Why are your hands down your pants?"
  • "Is that a lobster?"
  • "You’re late on child support."
  • "You never go ass to mouth."
  • "One ring to rule them all…"
  • "He doesn’t even go here!"
  • "Did you just take that?"
  • "Is that a unicorn?"
  • "You’re a muggle."
  • "It’s your turn to do the dishes."
  • "Were you going through my computer?!"
  • "Are you pregnant?"
  • "You need to be honest with yourself, no one likes Nickelback."
  • "Shut up."
  • "I know you’re having an affair."
  • "They’re dead."
  • "Voldemort isn’t dead."
  • "Let me see your phone."
  • "I can’t believe it’s over."
  • "How high are you right now?"
  • "I was with someone."
  • "It’s not necessary to replace you, you’re not missed."
  • "Why do you think we never worked out?"
  • "What went wrong?"
  • "You’re the most ridiculous person I know."
  • "Are you okay?"
  • "I’m having an affair."
  • "Too little too late."
  • "Snoop Dog just came into the diner."
  • "You said we could get a puppy."
  • "I need to move out."
  • "You ordered a moon bounce?"
  • "Don’t you want me?"
  • "Meeting your mother changed my life."
  • "Janitor’s closet NOW."
  • "Is that for sale?"
  • "Do you want to get a drink sometime?"
  • "Your resilience is comparable to that of a cockroach."
  • "He has a knife!"
  • "I was on an episode of Cops once."
  • "Are you a hoarder?"
  • "We’re alone out here, you know?"
  • "I killed her."
  • "I need to go."
  • "Why did you invite me to your wedding?"
  • "You always do this!"
  • "You’re the master of excuses."
  • "Did you hire a stripper?"
  • "I just got out of jail."
  • "It was you all along?"
  • "I know you don’t want to be with me anymore."
  • "Were you ever happy?"
  • "You’ve been in that same exact spot since 9 this morning."
  • "There’s plenty of fish in the sea."
  • "This is it."
  • "I can’t believe it’s you."
  • "We’re getting evicted."
  • "I know who you are."
  • "I wrote you a letter… Every single day."
  • "They’re going to kill me."
  • "You had sex with a serial killer."
  • "Are you drunk?"
  • "I didn’t love you anyways."
  • "That was the worst day ever."
  • "That was the best day ever."
  • "Is this your first date?"
  • "I’ve never been kissed before."
  • "You’re famous!"
  • "I can’t see you anymore."
  • "What’re you here for?"
  • "It’s always been you."
  • "If this were a movie…"
  • "Are you high?"
  • "Stick a sock in it."
  • "You’re better off without me.’
  • "I’m better off without you."
  • "You’re like a freaking Taylor Swift song."
  • "What do you want?"
  • "Fuck it."
  • "That’s the worst advice I’ve ever heard."
  • "Who ARE you anymore?"
  • "Can I get a refill?"
  • "Well you don’t see that everyday."

liampaynowwa:

We’re in America aren’t we? And I’m 21. Alright, let’s get drunk and eat some damn s’mores.

Hell yeah we are! Let’s do it. 

liampaynowwa:

Is it? Will shit. I’ll try again next year.

Shut up. Now c’mon, we’re gonna go get drunk and eat some fuckin’ s’mores.

liampaynowwa:

If you say so. Don’t call me that. It’s not of importance.

Of course it is, Li. It’s your birthday!

liampaynowwa:

Of course I do. What’s a birthday party for one without s’mores?

I’ll bring the booze, birthday boy.

3005 (Acoustic Flow)
Childish Gambino

free-from-pain:

I’ll be right by your side til’ 3005

liampaynowwa:

No, but you can join me beside the fire.

Possibly, do you have s’mores?